February 2012
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thebattleofevermore:
People who say that they want to live in the 60’s
But also say that they couldn’t live without internet
for the love of music i would!
lordoftheinternet:
Duff and Izzy should make a fast food restaurant called Dizzy McStradlin’s.
lordoftheinternet:
oh-so-zoso:
I actually hate myself for being on this stupid website so much
I need to stop
And get a life
And you know, not just sit on this fucking computer and be a waste of human life
It’s too real, Roy! It’s too real!
boy: did it hurt
girl: did what hurt
boy: when you survived the abortion
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck...
“Who cares about roses when you got cocaine.”
– kate moss
meowremix:
misogynistslut:
meowremix:
I noticed that only douchebags smoke Marlboro 27s.
Today I learned I’m a douchebag
lol fuck yeah
seriously though. why doesnt anyone talk to me...
i wonder if there’s someone who wants me to follow them really bad
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Republicans: No.
dumbmoose:
you know what the old saying is
if you see titties
grab ‘em
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textbooknarcissism replied to your photo: \m/ because im single now.
omg I would gladly.
HELLO THERE!
milk-and-wookies:
do you guys ever have these people that you know and you like really want to be their friend so you get obsessed with them because you just like them so much and not in a romantic way but you just like really like them and want them to like you so you start to observe everything they do and calculate a strategy for getting them to grace you with their friendship because they...
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brokeup with my boyfriend.
well that lasted…..
4 days.
lordoftheinternet:
Slash’s solo during Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door at the Freddie Mercury Tribute Concert in ‘92 though…
and the face he makes just after….. omg, i swear thats his jiz face, well, atleast i hope it is, otherwise all of my fantasies are too inaccurate for my perfectionist liking.
soyouwanttobeaterrorist:
if telling strangers on the internet you love them is wrong i don’t wanna be right
oh jesus Ben!
scubway:
ferris buellers day off is completely unrealistic because i never do anything fun when i skip school i just sleep for 36.7 hours
so im ready to leave
so i can socialize with people who will steal all of my smokes but then ge me so drunk that i will “molest” my bestfriends little sister.
but all i want to do if finish off some side quests on skyrim an play Spore.
i finally get a social life.
BUT ITS AUSTRALIA AND ITS TOO HOT!
60 items now in our shop!
thedeviousowlandpussycat:
Go have a look here!
Anonymous asked: last thing that made you cry? )':
